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Conjured for the Grind

OOPS plays first; OVERPLAY is the Headliner.

For makers, musicians, gardeners, and
working hands. Clean the day off with OOPS,
put your hands back together with
OVERPLAYED.

OOPS SOAP

OOPS SOAP — Citrus Grit Hand & Foot Bar
Built for the mess that soap pretends it can handle. A gritty citrus scrub bar — real pumice, French green clay, and a bright sweet-orange-and-lemon hit — that lifts grease, dirt, and grime off working hands and feet without leaving them stripped. The opening move in the two-step: OOPS to clean it off, OVERPLAYED to fix it up.

Interested in OOPS?

OVERPLAYED

OVERPLAYED

OVERPLAYED — Dry Finish Skin Fixer · Hands + Feet

Overplayed fingers. Overworked hands. Same fix. This is the dry-finish skin fixer for artists, musicians, mechanics, gardeners, and anyone whose hands take the hit — urea and niacinamide to soften the rough spots, squalane to condition, and a matte finish that lets you pick the guitar or the wrench right back up. Grease need not apply.

WHAT are UREA and NIACINAMIDE and SQUALANE?

Conjured for the Needle

OUTLINE

OUTLINE

Tattoo aftercare, conjured for art that stays.

Simple, clean formulas for fresh work and

the days it takes to settle.

OUTLINE

OUTLINE

OUTLINE

HEALED INK

HEALED INK

HEALED INK

AFTERGLOW

HEALED INK

HEALED INK

Conjured for Dogs

Bark Charcuterie Bites — plant-based,
dehydrated treats made with the same "read
every label" care as everything else here. For
the good ones.

BARK CHARCUTERIE BITES

Interested in BARK BITES?

Conjured for the Body

Full-body care with the same obsession —
like Lavender Mint, a dry-finish polishing
moisturizer that sinks in fast and never feels
greasy

LAVENDER MINT

Conjured for the Cycle : Uterus recommended

EXORCISM TEA

EXORCISM TEA

 Herbal blends conjured for
the parts of the month nobody markets to
honestly.

EXORCISM TEA

EXORCISM TEA

EXORCISM TEA

The power of this tea compels you.


It was never yours — it's just been using the place. A ritual brew for the days that feel possessed: vitex, dong quai, dandelion, and chickweed, steeped bitter and warm. Say the words, hold the mug, and show it the door.
Avoid if pregnant. Contains dong quai, a blood thinner — consult your provider if you take medications.

Built in Portland. Tested on real hands.
Conjured with intention.
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